Lazy cowboys need not apply

[LarryPQ]

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[canada-goose]

Sometimes I get the idea that Craigslist was designed for bored people. Some ads posted there are very strange.

 

[Mahonri]

I have a friend that would be perfect... but he's 55. Guess that's too old.

 

[LarryPQ]

Yup, too old. Is he handsome enough?

 

[joebryant]

Being as I'm so dang handsome, I was going to apply, but then I read, "...If you have to bring your dog to work...you need not apply..."

If I can't take Siegmund and Sieglinde, to heck with them!

 

[debilorrah]

Quote:
You are too old.

 

[rebelcowboysnb]

Frankie cant stay at home all day so Im out.

 

[the Pollo Loco]

boy I've always wanted to do this.... but it looks like they're only paying a $1

 

[LarryPQ]

I dunno Joe, I bet if you put hats on the boys, they may not look too different from some of the ranch hands I have known. Maybe they wouldn't notice?

Seriously though, do these people think they are going to get a romance novel cowboy? One who's secretly a millionaire and only puts up with pulled muscles, joint damage, skin cancer, dehydration, and hours of endless work just for funsies? AND has time for a mani-pedi?

 

[Goose and Fig]

Is that for real? Are they looking for a ranch hand or an escort?