Liberal? Conservative?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by OldGuy43, Mar 21, 2012.

  1. poultry are conservative and predators are liberal.

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  2. predators are conservative and poultry are liberal.

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  3. it is politically incorrect to classify any animal by its feeding habits.

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  4. this smacks of profiling, and therefore I will not be participating in this poll.

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  5. not only am I incensed by your theory, but believe others will be as well. I and other right thinkin

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  6. I didn't notice that this was posted in "Games, Jokes, and Fun!" so I find this topic to be in extre

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  7. I don't care about poultry politics. I just want the eggs.

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  8. none of the above is true. See my post.

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  1. OldGuy43

    OldGuy43 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Some of you already know this, but as I've mentioned in other threads I use a radio on a timer that blares talk radio out from sunset to sunrise as a predator deterrent. Since it does seem to help I believe that predators are of the liberal persuasion. When I awoke this A.M., and even before I'd had any coffee I had an epiphany; The opposite also seems to be true. It seems that the louder and longer I play the radio the more eggs I get. I'm now getting 10 eggs from 12 hens daily and even Lame Duck has recently started giving us one almost everyday. I consider this to be empirical evidence that the following is a truism:

    All predators are liberal!

    All poultry are conservative!

    Ah finally, the coffeepot's done. I'm off to get a cup. [​IMG]
     
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  2. Judy

    Judy Moderator Staff Member

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  3. off-grid hen

    off-grid hen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    pffft... you're profiling me! :oops:

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  4. off-grid hen

    off-grid hen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My mother has a terrible skunk problem at her place, so she plays the radio (on the pop-top 40 station) too! They don't like no Juistin Beiber or Britney Spears! :D
     
  5. BrokeDbrew

    BrokeDbrew Out Of The Brooder

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    hahaha
     

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