Little old lady

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Nick, Apr 16, 2008.

  1. Nick

    Nick Songster

    Jan 3, 2008
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'
    80% held up their hands.
    The Minister then repeated his question.
    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
    'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'
    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.
    'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'
    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.
    'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'
    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:

    'I outlived them all.'

    Edited for a more family friendly word. Thanks!
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 16, 2008
  2. Omeletta

    Omeletta Songster

    Jun 12, 2007
    Alberta, Canada
    [​IMG] That's not very family-friendly!

  3. Cassandra

    Cassandra Ranger Rick

    Oct 27, 2007
    Southwest Mississippi
    I've heard that joke before where the punch line was "I outlived them." Which I thought was funny enough. [​IMG]

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