lol...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by lovesduckies, May 23, 2010.

  1. lovesduckies

    lovesduckies Bedroom Farm Inc.

    Jan 11, 2010
    the ducky room
    i remember someone else got one. i thought it was funny so here is mine lol. people are funny. did they think i was going to fall for this? lol

    Dear Customer! We have been waiting for you to contact us for your Confirmed Package that is registered with us for shipping to your residential location.We had thought that your sender gave you our contact details.It may interest you to know that a letter is also added to your package.However, we cannot quote its content to you via email for privacy reasons. We understand that the content of your package itself is a Bank Draft worth of $800,000.00 USD, FedEx do not ship money in CASH or in CHEQUES but Bank Drafts are shippable.The package is registered with us for mailing by your colleague, and your colleague explained that he is from the United States but he is here in Nigeria for a three (3)months Surveying Project as he works with a consultant firm in Nigeria West Africa We are sending you this email because your package is been registered on a Special Order. What you have to do now, is to contact our Delivery Department for immediate dispatchment of your package to your residencial address Note that as soon as our Diplomatic Agent confirms your informations, it will take only one working day (24 hours) for your package to arrive it's designated destination.For your information, the VAT & Shipping charges as well as Insurance fees have been paid by your colleague before your package was registered.Note that the payment that is made on the Insurance, Premium & Clearance Certificates, are to certify that the Bank Draft is not a Drug Affiliated Fund (DAF) neither is it funds to sponsor Terrorism in your country. This will help you avoid any form of query from the Monetary Authority of your country. However, you will have to pay a sum of $170 to the FedEx Diplomatic Agent being full payment for the Security Keeping Fee of the FedEx company as stated in our privacy terms & condition page. Also be informed that your colleague wished to pay for the Security Keeping charges, but we do not accept such payment considering the facts that all items & packages that is registered with us have a time limitation and we cannot accept payment not knowing when you will be picking up the package or even responding to us.So we cannot take the risk to have accepted such payment incase of any possible demurrage. Kindly note that your colleague did not leave us with any further information.We hope that you respond to us as soon as possible because if you fail to respond until the expiry date of the foremost package, we may refer the package to the British Commission for Welfare as the package do not have a return address. Kindly contact our Diplomatic Agent with the details given below: DIPLOMATIC AGENT TO FEDEX COURIERContact Person: Mr Bruce HoekEmail : [email protected]: +234 705 168 9440 Kindly complete the below form and send it to the email address given above.This is mandatory to reconfirm your Postal address and telephone numbers. FULL NAMES:TELEPHONE:pOSTAL ADDRESS:CITY:STATE:COUNTRY: Kindly complete the above form and summit it to the our Diplomatic Agent.As soon as your details are received, our Diplomatic Agent will give you the neccessary payment procedure so that you can effect the payment for the Security Keeping Fees. As soon as they confirm your payment receipt of the$170, he will not hesitate to dispatch your package as well as the attahced letter to your residence. It usually takes 24 hours being an over night delivery service. Note that we were not instructed to email you, but due to the high priority of your package we had to inform you as your sender did not leave us with his phone number because he stated that he just arrived Nigeria and he hasn't fix his phone yet. We indeed personally sealed your Bank Draft and we found your email contact in the attached letter as the recipient of the foremost package. Ensure to contact our Diplomatic Agent with the email address given above and ensure to fill the above form as well to enable a successful reconfirmation. Sincerely, Cristina Prum.FedEx Online Team Management.All rights reserved. @ 1995-2010
     
  2. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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    [​IMG] Another one of those bogus things out there![​IMG]
     
  3. It is a sad world [​IMG]
     
  4. wvgal61

    wvgal61 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have received 2 actual checks with water marks and everything. I called the bank to confirm the routing numbers, you guessed it fraud!
     
  5. lovesduckies

    lovesduckies Bedroom Farm Inc.

    Jan 11, 2010
    the ducky room
    lol. people are so mean, trying to tease us with money [​IMG] lol
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    If it seems to good to be true, it is.
     
  7. lovesduckies

    lovesduckies Bedroom Farm Inc.

    Jan 11, 2010
    the ducky room
    Quote:lol exactly!!
     
  8. duckyfromoz

    duckyfromoz Quackaholic

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    I get about 5 a day lately.. Sigh...

    from Princesses and divorcees and those who have lost family members..It gets a bit annoying...But I can pick them now from the subject line and just delete them...
     
  9. lovesduckies

    lovesduckies Bedroom Farm Inc.

    Jan 11, 2010
    the ducky room
    lol. i get a lot of viagra emails lol. i'm not even a guy.. weird [​IMG] i knew that was a phony when i saw it but i HAD to open it
     

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