Love Story

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  1. toletiquesbysam

    toletiquesbysam Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2008
    Nebraska
    The love story of Ralph and Edna...

    Just because someone doesn't love you
    the way you want them to,
    doesn't mean they don't love you
    with all they have.

    Ralph and Edna were both patients
    in a mental hospital.
    One day while they were walking
    past the hospital swimming pool.
    Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.

    He sank to the bottom of the pool
    and stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him.
    She swam to the bottom and pulled him out.
    When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act
    she immediately ordered her
    to be discharged from the hospital,
    as she now considered her to be
    mentally stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

    The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

    Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?'

    Happy Mental Health Day!
     
  2. Ol'FashionHen

    Ol'FashionHen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    bheila Chillin' With My Peeps

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    gaited horse Merry Christmas!

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  7. lovemychicks9

    lovemychicks9 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] good one !
     
  8. ShadyGlade

    ShadyGlade Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] [​IMG] I didn't even see that one coming!
     
  9. LilbitChicken

    LilbitChicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is hilarious! [​IMG]
     

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