Maintaining your insanity at a healthy level

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

    4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
    5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
    6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
    7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
    8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
    9. Sing Along At The Opera.

    10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
    11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
    12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

    13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
     
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  2. Ec_Prokta

    Ec_Prokta Continuum Shift Anomaly

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    LOL!
     
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  3. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Removed a line to keep from offending anyone.
     
  4. Kesta

    Kesta Pie Crust Malfunction

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    Quote:i must live by these rules but i dont have a car! hmmmmmmmm ill have to wait a few years on that one!
     
  5. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    I got that email a couple years ago and actually did some of it! NOT gonna say which! I added a new one as well- went to the place where I get the truck oil changed and asked them to please change the air in the tires, it was handling like the air was stale.

    Got a lot of this- [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] and one [​IMG] .
    (that last guy knows me)
     
  6. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Quote:That just makes it more fun when you have someone on the "inside" to go along with you!!! I'll have to try the changing air routine when I take the truck in next week! I love that!
     
  7. kannm

    kannm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Be careful, they might exchange the air with nitrogen and charge you 50 dollars. Then the yolk (wink) would be on you. (they now put nitrogen in tires to lengthen tire life and supposedly improve gas milage)
     
  8. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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