Make us laugh with a chicken phrase.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chickentooth, Jan 2, 2013.

  1. chickentooth

    chickentooth Out Of The Brooder

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    Just make up a phrase or combine a word with the word chicken, like chicken breath, or chicken on a hot tin roof, just don't use chicken dinner.
    It can be anything real or fake, the more absurd the better in some cases.
    I already did a few so let it begin and go chicken crazy.
     
  2. chickentooth

    chickentooth Out Of The Brooder

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    chicken lips

    funny cause they don't have lips[​IMG]
     
  3. Noel Kannagi

    Noel Kannagi Out Of The Brooder

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    Rome.
    My Coop
    My Chicken Eggs!

    Oh Darn She Isn't Laying Eggs Yet! [​IMG]
     
  4. chickentooth

    chickentooth Out Of The Brooder

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    my chicken was lickin not pickin
    stompin not scratchin
    flying so high i just couldn't catchim[​IMG]
     
  5. Noel Kannagi

    Noel Kannagi Out Of The Brooder

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    Rome.
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    My girl is at the bottom of the picking order.
    Wait, what pecking order? i only have one chicken.
    [​IMG]
     
  6. chickentooth

    chickentooth Out Of The Brooder

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    one chick two chicks three chicks four
    if you only have one better get somemore.[​IMG]
     
  7. Noel Kannagi

    Noel Kannagi Out Of The Brooder

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    Rome.
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    One, Two, Three... Aww i lost count. One,,, Two... Three... Stop moving around!
    [​IMG]
     
  8. aoxa

    aoxa Overrun With Chickens

    "Where the Flock are you?"

    "Stop Flocking around!"

    "Hen can you get here?"
     
  9. chickentooth

    chickentooth Out Of The Brooder

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    I have a little coop in chickenstein.
    right outside of chickenville.
    across from cluckers general store

    not to far from beakersfield.[​IMG]
     
  10. chickentooth

    chickentooth Out Of The Brooder

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    Chicken in the bread pan pickin at dough

    Granny does your dog bite?

    No child, No
     

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