Mama's Bible (lol)

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Acre of Blessings, Nov 20, 2008.

  1. Acre of Blessings

    Acre of Blessings Canning/Sewing Addict

    Apr 3, 2008
    Axton, VA
    This is an email I recieved from a friend and I thought I would share it with my other friends. Enjoy [​IMG]


    'MAMA'S BIBLE'

    Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers and all prospered.

    Some years later, they chatted after having dinner together.

    They discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother who lived far away in another city.

    The first said, 'I had a big house built for Mama.'

    The second said, 'I had a hundred thousand dollar theatre built in the house.'

    The third said, 'I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her.'

    The fourth said, 'You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot that can recite the entire bible. It took twenty preachers 12 years to teach him. I had to pledge to contribute $100,000 a year for twenty years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse and the parrot will recite it.' The other brothers were impressed.

    After the holidays Mama sent out her Thank You notes. She wrote:

    ' Milton , the house you built is so huge and I live in only one of the rooms, but I have to clean the whole house. Thanks anyway.'

    'Marvin, I am too old to travel, I stay home and I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes. I appreciate the thought, Thanks.'

    'Michael, you gave me an expensive theatre with Dolby sound, it could hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead. I've lost my hearing and I'm nearly blind....I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture; just the same.'

    'Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift.......The chicken was delicious. Thank you.'

    Luv Ya, Mama
     
  2. 2468Chickensrgr8

    2468Chickensrgr8 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Nov 7, 2007
    Ontario
    Ha ha ha !! Good one !
     
  3. smom1976

    smom1976 too many projects too little time!

    May 2, 2008
    Pensacola, FL
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  4. Ol'FashionHen

    Ol'FashionHen Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG], Oh my word...that would be my luck..he..he..
     
  5. English Chick

    English Chick English Mum

    Jun 27, 2008
    Cheshire UK
    ROFL........... [​IMG]
     
  6. Acre of Blessings

    Acre of Blessings Canning/Sewing Addict

    Apr 3, 2008
    Axton, VA
    I thought it would have a different ending than what it had, but when I finished reading, I laughed my head off. [​IMG]
     

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