Holy cow, I am in LOVE with this show!! Anybody else? I love Mantracker himself, but I am admittedly a little smitten with his sidekick Curtis Hallock. I have determined that I can't become 'prey' on the show because I'd do one of the following: 1. scream like a 9yo girl at a slumber party, 2. totally panic and run headlong into a tree, 3. get lost looking for the Denny's on the map, 4. stare gape-jawed at Curtis once they found me (10 feet from the starting line) 5. sit down on a log, giggling excitedly "Mantracker's coming!! I hear horses!!! How do I look? Do I have power bar bits on my mouth?" 6. relentlessly ask question after question of the camera crew, 7. lay down and cry after less than a quarter mile, lost or not, or 8. accidentally set the forest on fire. IF the show ever becomes desperate to need my services, I have been planning my flight. I'm thinking of training: walking to the mailbox and back at LEAST every other day, practicing bladder control, and ... hmm... that's all I got right now. For tactics, I'll be dousing myself with deer scent, wearing a deer costume, and turning my cell phone to 'vibrate'. I'm toying with the idea of hiring one of those helicopter tours. Any other ideas?