1) Dislocate upper cervical vertebrae Keep your eyes closed! Flash your wattles while looking for Stan Then check out your primary feathers for perfect fluffy butt exposure Then bury your head in utter disdain. Flick your tail for added effect. Then take the tiniest peek to see if Stan is looking. Then a glare to catch Stan's eye This causes Stan to flash his wattles And give a good crow. And now you can share a snack with your manly rooster! Although at times a good peck on the neck will work wonders.