My Aunt Beth forwards things that she finds funny, usually I don't share the same sense of humor - but this time it was funny so I wanted to share: Martha (Stewart): Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips. Maxine:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it, anyway! Martha: To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. Maxine: Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix, keep it in the pantry for up to a year. Martha: When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. Maxine: Go to the bakery! They'll even decorate it for you. Martha: If you accidentally oversalt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix-me-up." Maxine: If you oversalt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad. Please recite with me the real woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes!" Martha: Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks. Maxine: Celery? Never heard of it! Martha: Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish. Maxine: The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust so I don't. Martha: Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. Maxine: Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink! Martha: If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. Maxine: Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. Martha: Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces. Maxine: Leftover wine??????????? HELLO !!!!!!! Enjoy, I think I will go get a lime now.