Hi all, I am not very good at math but my dad was a mathematics teacher so I feel somehow I should be able to figure out an equation to work for this. Maybe someone can help? If you have a six week old chick that weighs .75 lbs or so (I am guessing), how does it manage to get about 1.5 lbs of poop on you? Further how does it manage to store up the energy required to achieve a trajectory which allows for such a violent well placed shot? Further, how does said chick manage to remember me out of all the other people it sees? I truly believe it saves up all day till I grab it then BLAMMO!!!! She is the prettiest but she literally has a sh#!&$ attitude. You may now go about your business now. Thank you.