May his noodley appendages touch you this holiday season....

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by geoaware, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. geoaware

    geoaware Chillin' With My Peeps

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    For all those who care (and those who are into the 'Eight things I would really rather you didn't do...") I wish you all the happiness this holiday period.

    Its time to celebrate all that is good....and that may include the FSM!

    And of course give thanks to the real creator of chickens and eggs!

    Peace and goodwill to men, women and children...

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  2. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    That's not a can of spaghetti you just opened!!

    I didn't know what the "8 things" were, so I looked them up:

    The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
    1. I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou <bad word> when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
    2. I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
    3. I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
    4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go <bad word> yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
    5. I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the <bad word>.
    I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):
    Ending poverty
    Curing diseases
    Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable
    6. I might be a complex-carbohydrate omniscient being, but I enjoy the simple things in life. I ought to know. I AM the creator.
    7. I'd really rather you didn't go around telling people I talk to you. You're not that interesting. Get over yourself. And I told you to love your fellow man, can't you take a hint?
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  3. luvmychicknkids

    luvmychicknkids Canning Squirrel

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    I am more of an IPU kinda woman (not fond of noodly appendages) but Happy Holidays to you, too. [​IMG]
     
  4. JennsPeeps

    JennsPeeps Rhymes with 'henn'

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    IPU... that's a new one to me!
     
  5. luvmychicknkids

    luvmychicknkids Canning Squirrel

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    Invisible Pink Unicorn. [​IMG]
     
  6. skeeter

    skeeter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:well,that leaves me out
     
  7. luvmychicknkids

    luvmychicknkids Canning Squirrel

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    Quote:well,that leaves me out

    Hmmmm........ [​IMG] you just don't seem all that noodley to me????

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  8. Reinbeau

    Reinbeau The Teapot Underground Premium Member

    There's more than one Pastafarian around here! [​IMG]
     
  9. Wifezilla

    Wifezilla Positively Ducky

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  10. geoaware

    geoaware Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well its Christmas Eve here in Colorado (but Christmas Day in our beloved Australia) and I just wanted you all to know that I am so glad some others here think (and joke, and laugh and love) like us. Sometimes we need to look at life from the other side...and not just in our blinkered narrow minded religious fever.

    Merry Christmas to you all!
     
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