My wife is being completely unreasonable again! I need a second IPhone to use for a day. She has hidden hers or is keeping it on her person and not letting me borrow it. I am in a mess because of her. I can get out of this mess with another IPhone. My DW made me let Ethel and JJ our pet turkeys out of the coop and covered pen I had them in. They usually roam wherever they want. I wanted to collect some eggs from them to incubate. I got a few eggs and was counting on more. My wife saw them in the pen and said they looked sad. Granted, I think she was being played by Ethel who was talking a mile a minute and pacing back and forth at the fence looking out longingly. Well, here come my problem. Ethel is not using the nice nest I fashioned for her out of an old barrel since being released. She used it just fine while in the pen, now she is hiding a nest somewhere. We have lots of woods and a tamarack swamp near us so finding her eggs is difficult. Last year she hid her nest way out in the swamp. I did not find it until after the chicks hatched. I want to incubate her eggs, she can set on some later this summer. I have figured out a way to find the nest. I have fashioned a harness outfit that goes around Ethel, under her wings over and around her neck. I have made a little pouch in it just the size of an IPhone. I used high quality duct tape to make this so it is secure. I went to borrow the DW's IPhone so I could use the "find my phone" feature to find the nest. The beauty of this plan is it's simplicity. Then my DW threw a wrench into it by hiding and refusing to let me use her IPhone...... So I need to know, can I borrow your IPhone for a day?