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  1. Sugar Sand Farm

    Sugar Sand Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 24, 2007
    North Florida
    Didn't think a Florida Judge had it in him......
    FLORIDA COURT SETS ATHEIST HOLY DAY

    In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming
    Easter & Passover holy days. He hired an attorney
    to bring a discrimination case against Christians, Jews
    & observances of their holy days. The argument was it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized day.
    The case was brought before a judge. After listening
    to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring, "Case dismissed."
    The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying, "Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter & others.
    The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur & Hanukkah. Yet my client & all other atheists have no such holidays."
    The judge leaned forward in his chair saying,
    "But you do, counsel, your client is woefully ignorant."
    The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of
    any special observance or holiday for atheists."
    The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is 'April Fools' Day.'
    Psalm 14:1 states 'The fool says in his heart,
    there is no God.' Thus, it is the opinion of this court,
    that if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. *Therefore,
    April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned."*
     
  2. buck-wild-chick

    buck-wild-chick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 24, 2008
    Hamilton C. FL
    good one !
     
  3. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    ooh..now thats not nice..[​IMG]..i'm no fool....sorry...but i dont think i like this one at all....BUT...to each their own..[​IMG]...only differance is i would'nt call people names...[​IMG]..
     
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  4. Nikki28

    Nikki28 David Bowie is my co-pilot

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    You know that isn't true right? Once again passing on e-mails is a waste of time.[​IMG]
     
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  6. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    These types of threads, while interesting and entertaining are considered to be involuntary trolling, because they will incite and lead to huge controversy, even though it is not the intent. These types of threads are discouraged.
     
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