Midlife Crisis

[ejones1961]

Midlife Crisis


After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years

ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life
crisis...

 

[too much fun]

Too funny!!

 

[Mahonri]

I tell everyone that I had my mid life crisis this year.

They look at me concerned and asked what I had done.

I tell them I still have the same beautiful wife, I drive the same 8 year old car, but THIS year, I built a chicken coop and I have 18 layers in my back yard.

In fact when they hear the back gate open, they all come running. Yup. I'm a regular chick magnet now.

 

[debilorrah]

Oh Mahroni.... You make a heart go aflutter.

 

[Mahonri]

I know, I just do that.

You know, the other day I was giving an injection so that I could fill a back tooth and after I finished the patient said, "O my G O D"!

To that I always say, "No, I'm just Dr. Mahonri, but people seem to get me confused with Him all of the time"

 

[debilorrah]

You crack me up. I have noticed that you are no longer causing trouble, and i almost miss that.... Almost

 

[Mahonri]

No more trouble here from me.

But I'll admit, I get tempted.

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