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Midlife Crisis

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ejones1961, Nov 7, 2008.

  1. ejones1961

    ejones1961 Out Of The Brooder

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    Midlife Crisis


    After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, 'Honey, 44 years

    ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old gal.

    Now I have a $500,000.00 home, a $45,000.00 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me you're not holding up your side of things.'

    My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old gal, and she would make sure I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed
    and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

    Aren't older women great!!! They really know how to solve a mid-life
    crisis...
     
  2. too much fun

    too much fun Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Too funny!!
     
  3. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    I tell everyone that I had my mid life crisis this year.

    They look at me concerned and asked what I had done.

    I tell them I still have the same beautiful wife, I drive the same 8 year old car, but THIS year, I built a chicken coop and I have 18 layers in my back yard.

    In fact when they hear the back gate open, they all come running. Yup. I'm a regular chick magnet now.
     
  4. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Oh Mahroni.... You make a heart go aflutter.
     
  5. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    I know, I just do that.

    You know, the other day I was giving an injection so that I could fill a back tooth and after I finished the patient said, "O my G O D"!

    To that I always say, "No, I'm just Dr. Mahonri, but people seem to get me confused with Him all of the time"
     
  6. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    You crack me up. I have noticed that you are no longer causing trouble, and i almost miss that.... Almost
     
  7. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    No more trouble here from me.

    But I'll admit, I get tempted.

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    See if you can figure the above out!
     

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