Mischievous boy child - Reverse auction - I will pay YOU

[Southernbelle]

This is a reverse auction the amount you bid is the amount I will pay YOU to take him!

Caveats:

-Learned to climb every safety gate at 13 months old
-Unlocked the deadbolt and climbed a 4ft chainlink fence at 2 years old - was returned by kindly neighbor woman
-At 2 1/2 was removed from a ceiling fan, while on the ceiling - broke fan
-At 3 strapped himself in baby bouncy seat and tried to ride it down stairs like sled
-At 4 climbed the new neighbors basketball hoop - gave her new gray hairs

Boy comes with smelly hermit crab and a toy poodle that pees on people.

No give backs.

 

[Luvin Life]

I remember my boys... It does get better.

Great post I laughed hard reading this one

 

[bargain]

I want this little feller to come and live with us....I love his attitude...Aren't you just the luckiest.....I'm starting the bidding now!!!!!

 

[Year of the Rooster]

Good thing I found BYC before my mom did

 

[bargain]

How did Wildsky win if I was the only bid in the bidders box????

Sad I am not to have won this one!!!!

Well, I'll report the bid quirk to the BYC folks.....Thanks and Wildsky you are the luckiest!!!!!!!

Y'all have a blessed and happy day!

 

[Southernbelle]

Thought you were a shoo-in, Bargain!

Wildsky - where aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeee you?

(Wildsky is in love with one of my brothers, I think this is part of her evil plot to snag one of my brothers. She's probably hoping they will visit the boy

)

 

[Wildsky]

the brothers will visit, on holidays and birthdays - all the important times!

 

[wegotchickens]

I'm sorry I missed this auction. DD was wanting a little brother....

 

[Wildsky]

Quote:
well what are you doing here on the forum?

 

[AHappychick]

I was gonna bid, you know complete my set with a pair

ds would be thrilled, although I already have way to many grey hairs as is lol