"Missing Husband"

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by cjeanean, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Missouri
    A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

    The policeman asked for a description.

    She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children."

    The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."

    The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back?"
     
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  3. Ugly Cowboy

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    Apr 25, 2008
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    LOL Sounds like my cuzin!
     
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    Your on a roll cjeanean [​IMG]
     
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    That is cute!!! hee hee heee:lol:
     

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