Molting Ladies (filch to Beyonce's Single Ladies)

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  1. Quail_Antwerp

    Quail_Antwerp [IMG]emojione/assets/png/2665.png?v=2.2.7[/IMG]Mrs

    Aug 16, 2008
    Ohio
    *I totally had fun doing this!*

    To Beyonce's "All the Single Ladies" - All the Molting Ladies

    All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
    All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
    All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
    All the Molting Ladies

    Put your wings up!

    Up in the coop, we just woke up
    I'm trying to see what happened
    My thighs are bare, the wings aren't there
    I started my molt today

    I'm through with the nest, tried my best
    Don't interrupt my vacation!
    I've sat on my rear, for three good years
    Ya can't be mad at me!

    Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light it
    Don't be mad just because my body quit!
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Oh, oh, oh

    Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Don't be mad just because body quit!
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Oh, oh, oh

    You think I should be plucked,
    I'm guess I'm out of luck!
    I gave my all, you got some gall,
    To think about eating me.

    I see sauce, a big ol' spit
    Don't act like it's a new invention!
    This molt's not my fault!
    Ya can't want to eat me!

    Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Oh, oh, oh

    Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Oh, oh, oh

    Don't try to tempt me with worms,
    It's not going to work
    To live another day I prefer, what I deserve.

    There is a big ol' roo, butcher him instead
    And deliver me to be free, to range all day and beyond.
    Don't pull me from the flock, I don't want to be gone
    If you do you'll be down a hen
    And what will you do then?

    Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Don't be mad and imagine me on a spit
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Oh, oh, oh

    Cause if you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Don't be made and imagine me on a spit
    If you liked it you shoulda put a light in it
    Oh, oh, oh

    All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
    All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
    All the Molting Ladies All the Molting Ladies
    All the Molting Ladies
     
  2. equinehugger3

    equinehugger3 Overrun With Chickens

    Apr 14, 2010
    [​IMG] That's hilarious! [​IMG]
     
  3. Henrietta23

    Henrietta23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 20, 2007
    Eastern CT
    [​IMG] Love it!!!!
     
  4. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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  5. FarmerJamie

    FarmerJamie Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. pamperedpoultry

    pamperedpoultry CHICKENFIED

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  7. lvchicken

    lvchicken Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 1, 2011
    [​IMG] [​IMG] That was great!! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. Chicken Staff

    Chicken Staff Out Of The Brooder

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    Very funny! Nice job.[​IMG]
     
  9. luvinmychickens

    luvinmychickens Chillin' With My Peeps

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  10. mrpekinduck

    mrpekinduck Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 29, 2011
    Ducky Land!
    [​IMG] [​IMG] nice song!
     

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