More "how to start a fight" Parables.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Guinea Goonie, Jul 16, 2010.

  1. HOW TO START A FIGHT

    One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a
    Christmas gift...
    The next year, I didn't buy her a gift.
    When she asked me why, I replied,
    "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
    And that's how the fight started.....


    My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and
    she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a
    near by table.
    I asked her, "Do you know him?"
    "Yes", she sighed,
    "He's my old boyfriend.... I understand he took to drinking right after
    we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since."
    "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that
    long?"
    And then the fight started...
     
  2. GlitterKitty

    GlitterKitty Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Whispering Winds

    Whispering Winds Chillin' With My Peeps

    My wife said, "does this dress make my butt look big?"
    and I said, "no, but that skirt you had on the other day sure did."
    And the fight began . . . .


    Come on, keep them going!!! I love these!!!
     
  4. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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