Morning report from Dallas and Sad Custody Case, sign of the times!

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    My principal sent me this:

    The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW, for the first offense, they give you two Cowboys tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

    Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. The Dallas Cowboys!

    Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. Where do you go in DFW in case of a tornado?
    A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown there!

    Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

    Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common?
    A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
     
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  2. countryboy

    countryboy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ok wake up Nugget. [​IMG]
     
  3. punky45

    punky45 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    maine
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] whos nugget?
     
  4. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Quote:Who is Nugget??????????????? You have to be kidding! Oh, you're new sorry! LOL.,,, Nugget is my big red roo,,
     
  5. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    SAD CUSTODY CASE

    A seven year old boy was at the center of a Dallas courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents, and the judge initially awarded custody
    To his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

    After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to The Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
     
  6. al6517

    al6517 Real Men can Cook

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    Wow this was sooo funny, I loved it. Now to send this to all my whinney baby Dallas fans I know, They are not invited to my super bowl parties. i only invite true fans besides cowboy fans don't really know much about football anyway.

    Al


    Thanks for posting this.
     
  7. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    heheheh you are welcome, my principal sends me some pretty cute Dallas stuff,, not all of it is appropriate for our gentle forum though!
     

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