My principal sent me this: The Dallas Police are cracking down on speeders heading into DFW, for the first offense, they give you two Cowboys tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys! Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboys out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. Where do you go in DFW in case of a tornado? A. To Texas Stadium - they never have a touchdown there! Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill. Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.