From one of the finest movies ever made:
"Hello. My name in Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to Die"- Ingio Montoya-
"Westley, what about the R.O.U.S's?"- Princess Buttercup
"You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept."- Westley
"The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed"-Miracle Max
" I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more. " Valerie, Miracle Max's wife
"Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle.
Valerie: Think it'll work?
Miracle Max: It would take a miracle." Miracle Max and Valerie
Oops! I got carried away! I love the Princess Bride and have the whole script memorized.....If you have not seen it, it has one of the all time (if not The All Time) greatest sword fits in Hollywood history in it. Plus it is just a hilarious movie!