MURPHY CHICKEN LAW!! PLEASE HELP EVERYONE!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by msrma7670, Jul 2, 2008.

  1. msrma7670

    msrma7670 Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] Hello [​IMG]


    I think we have all heard of murphy's law. SO I thought it would be fun to make our own Murphy chicken law. [​IMG]


    Please help me build this list. I will post a final list once we all have come up with all the laws on a seperate post. I would like to do 100 however It may be best to only do 25 at a time then I or someone else will relist the 25 and start on the next 25 until all 100 are done. I need some unique, funny, cleaver, and awsome ideas for this list please post your ideas.

    We must have guidelines so follow those below.

    1.) Keep it clean (BIG BROTHER OR SISTER IS WATCHING) [​IMG]

    2.) HAVE FUN [​IMG]

    3.) If you can take someones idea and make it more refined please do so. [​IMG]




    Here is my idea:

    Chicken Law When you want something to hatch really bad IT won't or at least wait tell your not looking.
     
  2. chikkinlittlesc

    chikkinlittlesc Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Chicken Law: For all of us hatchaholics, "patience is not a virtue" during hatching season![​IMG]
     
  3. punkin

    punkin Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Chicken Law: You will never know when enough chickens are enough.
     
  4. jenjscott

    jenjscott Mosquito Beach Poultry

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    The number of power failures is directly proportional to how expensive the eggs in the incubator were.
     
  5. msrma7670

    msrma7670 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:love it how true it is!!!
     
  6. BJ

    BJ Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You order only pullets and you get all cockerels.
     
  7. Guitartists

    Guitartists Resistance is futile

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    If you actually WANT a roo... you will hatch ALL pullets! (or so I've heard [​IMG] )
     
    Last edited: Jul 2, 2008
  8. BJ

    BJ Chillin' With My Peeps

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    You need one more egg for your recipe, and the hens won't lay.
     
  9. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    If you incubate 25 eggs and really want to hatch mostly pullets, you'll get 24 cockerals. [​IMG]
     
  10. al6517

    al6517 Real Men can Cook

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    Chicken Law :

    You only see that pesky racoon or bobcat staking out your run when your trap is empty of bait or your neighbor hasn't returned it yet.
     

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