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Murphy's Lesser Known Laws

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by brandigirl, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. brandigirl

    brandigirl In the Brooder

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    Murphy's Lesser Known Laws


    1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
    2. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
    3. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
    4. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
    5. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
    6. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
    7. The things that come to those who wait will be the scraggly junk left by those who got there first.
    8. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
    9. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
    10. When you go into court, you are putting yourself into the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
     
  2. HenHappy

    HenHappy Songster

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  3. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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  4. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member 11 Years

    Universal truths to live by, LOL.
     
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    Kanchii Songster

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  7. BantyChickMom

    BantyChickMom Songster

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    The bad thing is they're all true!!
     
  8. chickencoop31320

    chickencoop31320 Have bator, will hatch

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  9. chickaddict

    chickaddict Songster

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    one of my personal favorites



    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups
     
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    al6517 Real Men can Cook

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