Music Jokes-*Why Guitars Are Better Than Men*

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Doszbvnp, Jul 16, 2011.

  1. Doszbvnp

    Doszbvnp Out Of The Brooder

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    *Guitars don't snore.

    *Guitars never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.

    *Guitars never try to show you off to their friends.

    *Guitars don't come home drunk after a night out with the other Guitars.

    *You don't have to praise a Guitar after playing it.

    *Guitars don't have to prove anything.

    *Guitars don't try to change you once you've bought them.

    *Second-hand Guitars don't go to see previous owners when you're out of town.

    *Guitars don't have egos.

    *You don't have to continually assure your Guitar that its string length is just right.

    *Your Guitar will never earn more than you do for the same job just because it's a Guitar.

    *Your Guitar never spends a "night out with the Guitars" and comes home with a strange rash
    on its fretboard.
     
  2. Iheartchicks<3:)

    Iheartchicks<3:) Chillin' With My Peeps

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