So we were waking up and my daughter is in the bed with me watching tv, I'm still laying there hoping she will magically fall back asleep so I can at least sleep until 6 or so LOL So she gets in my face with her head on my chest and says "mommy, I hungry, breakfast"... So I giggle and say "ok,doodle" THEN she says "EWWWW, STINKY STINKY!!!; "MOMMMYYY CRAP CRAP CRAP!!" Appraently I have some raunchy morning breath... I hit the floor laughing, I know she shouldn't say crap but that's the only non-curse word and since we don't cuss at our house I unknowingly say it often... I just better start watching my mouth, I told her it's not nice to say things like that and that her little mouth is too pretty for wordy dirds, all the while I'm laughing so hard on the inside... So what's the darndest things your kids have said to you?!