My Chicken's On the Internet

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by ozarkmomma, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. ozarkmomma

    ozarkmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My Chicken's On the Internet
    by Kenn Nesbitt

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    My chicken's on the Internet.
    She surfs the web all day.
    I've tried to stop her browsing
    but, so far, there's just no way.
    She jumps up on the mouse and then
    she flaps around like mad
    to click on every hyperlink
    and every pop-up ad.
    She plays all sorts of chicken games.
    She messages her folks.
    She watches chicken videos
    and forwards chicken jokes.
    She writes a blog for chickens
    and she uploads chicken pics.
    She visits chicken chat rooms
    where she clucks about her chicks.
    I wouldn't mind so much
    except my keyboard's now a wreck.
    She hasn't learned to type yet;
    she can only hunt and peck.
     
  2. Miss Sebright

    Miss Sebright Little Hen.....Big Attitude!

    Apr 3, 2009
    In a nutshell
    Nice.
     
  3. Princess Amri

    Princess Amri Is Mostly Harmless

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    Where's her blog? I want to read it!
     
  4. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    My Coop
    Awesome!
     
  5. Night Watcher

    Night Watcher Out Of The Brooder

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    Cool!!!
     
  6. TheGoldenRoo

    TheGoldenRoo A Crazy and Fun Chicken

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    LOL. Glad you shared that one!!! [​IMG]
     
  7. redhawkou812

    redhawkou812 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    OMG - this is great! do you mind if we forward as long as we credit?
     
  8. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

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    LOL cute! [​IMG]
     
  9. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    [​IMG] Thats great!
     
  10. ozarkmomma

    ozarkmomma Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:it's not mine, go ahead.
     

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