the story continues with my yesterdays thread of 'Drunken ladies" ( https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=403349 )
Little did I know that my hungover ladies and their proud designated driver had been plotting all morning today as to how to get me back for posting their 'drunk' pictures on the website. They were so mad at me!
"OK Fellow henhousers, we need to bond together and form a force to make our mommy pay for our embarrasment! Do you all agree?"
"YES Red, we all agree!" they squaked in time
As Red poked her little beak into each ones face to make sure they were true in their words.... she shouted "OFF to the tree to attack her!!!"
"I'm not going" pouted Little Boy Blu. "she has nursed me and my wierd looking head since day one. She is my momma and I will always stand by her. Besides, I wasnt drunk n dusting like you gals were!"
"fine then we will be off without you!" whispered Red
And attack her they did...
With Superbird as their lead destruction man!!! He was sure he could tackel his mommy! Sure he could take her out!
And he pounced when the moment was right. "NOW I GOT YOU MISSY!!!! "and she was down for the count!
And the Bird continued to stomp on his momma until he was tired and breathless. Then he preceeded to....
Take a nap on her head.
"yawn...." Bird awoke with a different attitude and cried ........"OH MY MOMMY!!! I love you, I am soooo sorry. "
and he strutted away.
"I will get her for us all Red!" squacked Fricks sister Frack. And she did.
"NOT my MOMMY!!!!!" called Blu as he jumped up on her back and preceeded to stomp up and down to scare the others and make them all run!
"Away you all AWAY!!!!!!" And off the bad chickens ran only to wait by their food dishes for lunch......
Little did I know that my hungover ladies and their proud designated driver had been plotting all morning today as to how to get me back for posting their 'drunk' pictures on the website. They were so mad at me!
"OK Fellow henhousers, we need to bond together and form a force to make our mommy pay for our embarrasment! Do you all agree?"
"YES Red, we all agree!" they squaked in time
As Red poked her little beak into each ones face to make sure they were true in their words.... she shouted "OFF to the tree to attack her!!!"
"I'm not going" pouted Little Boy Blu. "she has nursed me and my wierd looking head since day one. She is my momma and I will always stand by her. Besides, I wasnt drunk n dusting like you gals were!"
"fine then we will be off without you!" whispered Red
And attack her they did...
With Superbird as their lead destruction man!!! He was sure he could tackel his mommy! Sure he could take her out!
And he pounced when the moment was right. "NOW I GOT YOU MISSY!!!! "and she was down for the count!
And the Bird continued to stomp on his momma until he was tired and breathless. Then he preceeded to....
Take a nap on her head.
"yawn...." Bird awoke with a different attitude and cried ........"OH MY MOMMY!!! I love you, I am soooo sorry. "
and he strutted away.
"I will get her for us all Red!" squacked Fricks sister Frack. And she did.
"NOT my MOMMY!!!!!" called Blu as he jumped up on her back and preceeded to stomp up and down to scare the others and make them all run!
"Away you all AWAY!!!!!!" And off the bad chickens ran only to wait by their food dishes for lunch......
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