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My drunken ladies sobered up and attacked me today.

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by fishnet1971, Sep 28, 2010.

  1. the story continues with my yesterdays thread of 'Drunken ladies" ( https://www.backyardchickens.com/forum/viewtopic.php?id=403349 )

    Little did I know that my hungover ladies and their proud designated driver had been plotting all morning today as to how to get me back for posting their 'drunk' pictures on the website. They were so mad at me!

    "OK Fellow henhousers, we need to bond together and form a force to make our mommy pay for our embarrasment! Do you all agree?"

    "YES Red, we all agree!" they squaked in time

    As Red poked her little beak into each ones face to make sure they were true in their words.... she shouted "OFF to the tree to attack her!!!"

    "I'm not going" pouted Little Boy Blu. "she has nursed me and my wierd looking head since day one. She is my momma and I will always stand by her. Besides, I wasnt drunk n dusting like you gals were!"
    "fine then we will be off without you!" whispered Red

    And attack her they did...



    With Superbird as their lead destruction man!!! He was sure he could tackel his mommy! Sure he could take her out!

    And he pounced when the moment was right. "NOW I GOT YOU MISSY!!!! "and she was down for the count!

    And the Bird continued to stomp on his momma until he was tired and breathless. Then he preceeded to....

    Take a nap on her head.

    "yawn...." Bird awoke with a different attitude and cried ........"OH MY MOMMY!!! I love you, I am soooo sorry. "

    and he strutted away.

    "I will get her for us all Red!" squacked Fricks sister Frack. And she did.

    "NOT my MOMMY!!!!!" called Blu as he jumped up on her back and preceeded to stomp up and down to scare the others and make them all run!

    "Away you all AWAY!!!!!!" And off the bad chickens ran only to wait by their food dishes for lunch......
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2010

  2. Karrie13

    Karrie13 Songster

    May 1, 2009
    [​IMG] That was great! [​IMG]
  3. theoldchick

    theoldchick The Chicken Whisperer Premium Member

    May 11, 2010
    Totally awesome! Somebody is going to get a rotten egg....be very careful.
  4. geebs

    geebs Lovin' the Lowriders!

    Sep 28, 2008
    [​IMG] Wow.... that was certifiable... ha ha ha... [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
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  6. kla37

    kla37 Songster

    Apr 18, 2010
    Hillsborough, NC USA
    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That was GREAT! Some really good stink-eye pics too!
  7. What will happen next week??? Will Birds Mommy buy a new soup pot? Will the Fluffy Butts stop drinking? or will Blu move into the house and be spoiled....

    Tune in and find out on the the next episode of: 'Bird and the Fluffy Butts"
    Last edited: Sep 28, 2010

  8. farmgirl1995

    farmgirl1995 Songster

    Sep 8, 2010
    Ahahaha that was great:)
  9. Criskin

    Criskin Lost somewhere in a book

    Too funny! [​IMG]
  10. True Grit

    True Grit Songster

    Excellent! I love the pic of the barred rock standing on your back with one leg up threateningly.[​IMG]

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