my email i got why do parents drink must read!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by lost, Jun 9, 2008.

  1. lost

    lost Chillin' With My Peeps

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    A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
    nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped
    up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."


    With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
    and read the letter.

    Dear Dad:

    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
    my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have
    been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you
    would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
    motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
    not only the passion...

    Dad she's pregnant.


    Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
    and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
    many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
    doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading
    it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.


    In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
    Stacy can get better. She deserves it.


    Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday
    I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
    grandchildren.

    Love,
    Your Son John


    PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

    I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
    report card... That's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.

    P.P.S. Call me when it's safe to come home.

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    Last edited: Jun 10, 2008
  2. kevin2010

    kevin2010 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha it made my mom laugh also
     
  3. hcammack

    hcammack Overrun With Chickens

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That is something I would do LOL and my mom would laugh so hard and my dad would freak out
     
  4. pips&peeps

    pips&peeps There is no "I" in Ameraucana

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  5. WOW!!!! now that was crazy
     
  6. Guitartists

    Guitartists Resistance is futile

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    That's HORRIBLE!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Geez... I hope my kids never see this joke! [​IMG]
     
  7. angelmarie

    angelmarie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    omg! [​IMG] love it, thats all i have to say
     
  8. lost

    lost Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It made me roll [​IMG]
     
  9. chickenannie

    chickenannie Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ouch! Scary, cuz it sounds like it could be real!
     
  10. d.k

    d.k red-headed stepchild

    * Not sure that it would EVER be "safe" to come home if one of my 2 pulled a "joke" like that on me!!! A couple of the things they did do at that age were heart-quivering enough!!!
     

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