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May 10, 2008
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was
nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped
up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."


With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands
and read the letter.

Dear Dad:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with
my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have
been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you
would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight
motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
not only the passion...

Dad she's pregnant.


Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having
many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana
doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading
it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.


In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so
Stacy can get better. She deserves it.


Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday
I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your
grandchildren.

Love,
Your Son John


PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a
report card... That's in my center desk drawer.

I love you.

P.P.S. Call me when it's safe to come home.

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* Not sure that it would EVER be "safe" to come home if one of my 2 pulled a "joke" like that on me!!! A couple of the things they did do at that age were heart-quivering enough!!!
 

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