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My Favorite animal ::JOKE::

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by sinistershelly, Sep 25, 2011.

  1. sinistershelly

    sinistershelly Out Of The Brooder

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    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
    She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
    My parents told me to always tell the truth.
    I did.
    Fried chicken is my favorite animal.
    I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
    He said they love animals very much.
    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
    I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.
    I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken..
    She sent me back to the principal's office.
    He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
    I don't understand.
    My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
    Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.
    I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
    Guess where I am now....
     
  2. DuckLover2399

    DuckLover2399 Avian American

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    The principles office!
     
  3. manybirds

    manybirds Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 4, 2011
    Quote:i think me and u would get along very well
     
  4. magistradomina

    magistradomina Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 6, 2010
    Where I live.
    [​IMG] My dad and brother LOLed when I told them. HAHA! [​IMG]
     
  5. Imp

    Imp All things share the same breath- Chief Seattle

    [​IMG] , now that is funny.

    Imp
     
  6. luvinmychickens

    luvinmychickens Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 15, 2011
    Ohio
    TOO funny!!!
     
  7. Symphony

    Symphony Vanilla, Little Airt Airt

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  8. FarmCoe

    FarmCoe Flock Mistress

    May 22, 2010
    Planet Earth
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  9. TinyChickenLady

    TinyChickenLady Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] Once I get off the floor, I'd like to shake your hand or hug you [​IMG] That has to be one of the funniest things...
     
  10. ChickiKat

    ChickiKat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2011
    Eastern Kansas
    oh dear!!!
     

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