My freakin' chicken just mounted me

Discussion in 'Chicken Behaviors and Egglaying' started by ChickiKat, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. ChickiKat

    ChickiKat Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 10, 2011
    Eastern Kansas
    I was out in the run. Gave them a wonderful dish of pasta, yogurt and broccoli. Went over to pick up a stick and... BAM... Chicken on my thigh!! So I screamed, cuz that's what anyone would do, right. Then I popped him in the butt with said stick. My DH had been behind me and he said that Otis was doing the sideways dance before he jumped on me. So after I hit him he walked around with his neck feathers all puffed and was giving me the serious stick eye..... I told him that he was lucky that I was the forgiving type or he would be chillin' with the General.. General Electric that is!!!!
  2. MomToTheZoo

    MomToTheZoo Out Of The Brooder

    Aug 23, 2011
    Western Washington
  3. tinydancer87

    tinydancer87 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 5, 2011
    SE Georgia

    Otis was trying to show you whose boss!

    He is so cute, too!
  4. nurse_turtle

    nurse_turtle Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 28, 2011
    Foothills of NC
    Oh....he gonna love you long time! [​IMG]
  5. sunny & the 5 egg layers

    sunny & the 5 egg layers Overrun With Chickens

    Mar 29, 2011
    How does one possible mistake a human for a hen?! [​IMG]
    He is a handsome little guy though!
  6. justbugged

    justbugged Head of the Night Crew for WA State

    Jan 27, 2009
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    Otis is a stud muffin, and you must a cute hen. [​IMG]

    At my house I'm still the top rooster.

    Now if I could just convince my female Yorkie puppy to not love me so much.
  7. Orange Ribbon

    Orange Ribbon Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 14, 2011
    Oh, I thought from the title maybe your chicken was a taxidermist. [​IMG]
  8. Jloeffler

    Jloeffler Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 22, 2011
    Northeast NC
    [​IMG] All I can picture is that scene from Transformers where the little one is humping Megan Foxs leg, "Say my name. Say my name." [​IMG]
  9. fshinggrl

    fshinggrl Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 1, 2009
    the edge of insanity
    [​IMG] Ha! [​IMG] That must have been quite the sight! [​IMG]
  10. Cattitude

    Cattitude Chillin' With My Peeps

    ROFL [​IMG]

    My Sebright roo, L'Roi, does the dance for me every time I go near his coop. Those Sebright roosters are definitely randier than the websites suggest... "Sebright roosters may have trouble with fertility." If testosterone has anything to do with it, we'd be up to our necks in Sebright bantams!

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