I was out in the run. Gave them a wonderful dish of pasta, yogurt and broccoli. Went over to pick up a stick and... BAM... Chicken on my thigh!! So I screamed, cuz that's what anyone would do, right. Then I popped him in the butt with said stick. My DH had been behind me and he said that Otis was doing the sideways dance before he jumped on me. So after I hit him he walked around with his neck feathers all puffed and was giving me the serious stick eye..... I told him that he was lucky that I was the forgiving type or he would be chillin' with the General.. General Electric that is!!!!