I am writing this in the hopes that someone out there feels my pain! All of my hens squat for me. The want me to LUUURRRVVVEEE them. I'll pat em on the back or pick em up when they do that but one hen in particular I just can't. She's such a dirty bird! If I get anywhere near her she squats and then proceeds to squirt me with... Erm... Lubricant? All over my leg! I try to avoid her but me and my treats are just soooo irresistible, that the girls are magnetized towards me. Anyways, can I make my hen stop squirting me with her love juice or should I just be flattered and deal with it?