My Hog Died

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by mjdtexan, Sep 12, 2009.

  1. mjdtexan

    mjdtexan Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 30, 2008
    Houston(ish)
    My Hog is Dead

    A woman brought a very limp hog into a veterinary surgeon.
    As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his
    stethoscope and listened to the hogs chest.

    After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said,
    "I'm sorry, your hog, Cuddles, has passed away."

    The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes, I am sure. The hog is dead," replied the vet.

    "How can you be so sure?" she protested.
    "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything.
    He might just be in a coma or something."

    The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room.


    He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever.
    As the hog's owner looked on in amazement,
    the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the
    examination table and sniffed the hog from top to bottom.
    He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
    The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room.

    A few minutes later he returned with a cat.
    The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the hog
    from head to foot.
    The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly
    and strolled out of the room.

    The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said,
    this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead hog."

    The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys
    and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
    The hog's owner, still in shock, took the bill.
    "$150!" she cried, "$150 just to tell me my hog is dead!"

    The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it,
    the bill would have been $20, but with the Lab Report and
    the Cat Scan, it's now $150."
     
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