My ideal for a new bluejean design?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Spookwriter, Dec 12, 2011.

  1. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Went with my wife and daughter to a Walmart tonight. One of
    my so favorite things to do...Been a while since I've been there.

    As we tried to walk the isles...a new fashion ideal dawned on me.
    Every single isle seemed to be packed with overly large people blocking
    the path.

    How about a new line of jeans with turn signals or brake lights instead of
    back pockets? Be much more useful on the big people.

    Or at least Walmart could put little beep-beep horns on the carts?

    And maybe even a cart repair man in the middle of the store? I mean, does
    every cart have a bent squeaky wheel?

    How about those electric carts some of the handicapped ride at Walmarts. Do
    they have snow tires for the winter use? What happens if you get stuck in the
    parking lot? Do the buggy boys come out and push you? Maybe the man in back
    comes out with a forklift? That would be embarrassing.

    I'm sure if I spent more time there I would have even more ideals. Maybe I should
    write the main office a letter.


    Spook
     
  2. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    They would refuse to use their turn signals just as they do while driving. Have you thought about attaching your cattle prod to your customized shopping cart and zapping some of these people where you could get their attention???
     
  3. mom'sfolly

    mom'sfolly Overrun With Chickens

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    You also need the cell phone remover attachment. Because they can't hear the horns honking or be able to tell that anyone is behind them because they are too busy yakking on the phone.

    The attachment might also require a "where the sun doesn't shine" option.
     
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  4. Lothiriel

    Lothiriel Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Wonderful idea, Sour. Cattle prods would work better than turn signals sometimes. [​IMG]
     
  5. itsy

    itsy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    How about those electric carts some of the handicapped ride at Walmarts. Do
    they have snow tires for the winter use? What happens if you get stuck in the
    parking lot? Do the buggy boys come out and push you? Maybe the man in back
    comes out with a forklift? That would be embarrassing.

    They could put cute little truck shovels on the front and little salt spreaders in the back. Kill two birds with one stone!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here Premium Member

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    And that my friends is why Em doesn't go shopping. You MIGHT see me at the store once a month...if you're there at 3 am.
     
  7. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    You mean I CAN take my cattle prod when I go shopping?
    I can go shopping every time I get in a bad mood. That would
    surely cheer me up.

    And itsy, I like the way you think...putting little salt spreaders on the
    handicapped carts. Brilliant!

    I bet by Christmas, the BYC gang can come up with enough ideals to
    make Walmart take notice.
     
  8. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Quote:Saw pictures of your latest Wal-Mart trip at peopleofwalmart.com. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here Premium Member

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    Quote:Saw pictures of your latest Wal-Mart trip at peopleofwalmart.com. [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    [​IMG] You most certainly did not!

























    that was the trip before last. [​IMG]
     
  10. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Christmas shopping is a scary thing.

    I mean, all we were doing was some grocery shopping. And got
    run over. How bad was it? My wife wanted to get on my shoulders
    where she would be safe. Out 12 year old daughter wouldn't get
    out of the cart.

    Can you say dangerous?

    I don't even want to know what was happening in the toy isle.

    Spook...glad to be home.
     

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