My Speech for the Queen Campaign. (Or whatever the heck it's called... XD )

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Dapplepony, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010
    *cough* *cough*

    *ahem*

    Is this thing on?

    *pokes a microphone*

    Apparently it is..I'll begin.


    I'm Dapplepony, and I'm running for Queen because EmTheFishLady is a tyrant and she needs to be stopped. She does not give fair hearings, she throws you in the dungeon or chops off your head without a second thought. Again, she needs to be stopped! If you vote for me, there will be fair hearings. There will be no more head-chopping. There will be Peace. If Em continues her reign of tyranny, many, many more shall lose their heads or be chucked in the dungeons. If you vote for me, Royal treasures will be split against all, and the dungeons will be turned into spacious apartment for the court to live in. What about Em you ask? She will have a fair chance to speak in a hearing before her punishment is decided. You are all invited to give your opinion of what her punishment should be.

    If I should lose to one of the others who are running for Queen, I would lose to one who, in the end, stopped Em's reign. We all have the same ultimate goal.

    Please, I do not wish to bribe you into voting for me, but if you would consider me, it would mean a lot.

    Thank you for listening.
     
  2. [​IMG]Well said!!
     
  3. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010
    *bows* Why thank you! Can I count on your vote?
     
  4. starhobo14

    starhobo14 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I see an earphone. BOOO!
     
  5. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010

    Earphone?
     
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  7. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    I think she deserves no punishment, as I quote from my speech: "These campaigns would not exist without Emthefishlady's reign." So therfore, in my opinion, we should be thanking her. I will thank her. You may punish her, but I believe that she is actually to be thanked.
     
  8. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010
    *nods*

    Good point. Maybe I should change that bit....
     
  9. TechnoCat

    TechnoCat Overrun With Chickens

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    *smiles* Tis is true. Did you read my speech?
     
  10. Dapplepony

    Dapplepony Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 19, 2010
    Not yet.
     

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