Well, Monday is half price pasta night so I have showered and am getting dressed. Put on my dark brown Levis (well worn and comfortable) and a yellow cotton check shirt--1" yellow squares outlined by thin blue and black lines. Told the Princess, "I like this shirt. Can you get more like this?" She looked at me quizzically so I said, "Is it an old man shirt? " Her reply, "Well, it's not hip." NOT HIP-- in my 70 years I have never been hip. It's not on my bucket list. I guess hope springs eternal. Hey, I'm wearing dark socks instead of my white cottons. That's not good enough????????? Is there no hope for me?