My wife is mad at me. I didn't mean too...

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Spookwriter, Dec 15, 2011.

  1. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens

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    But I couldn't help myself. She knew better than to tempt me.
    I'm weak. I know it. Easily led astray.

    I should be ashamed of myself.

    But I'm not.

    I'm just ashamed I got caught.

    I thought I could get away with it. I meant to get away with it.
    I had a plan. But it didn't work.

    What happened? Well, it's like this...

    Someone here posted a thread about gingerbread houses the other
    day. I was telling my my wife about it, how she should make one for
    the family party this weekend.

    So....She did. She made the gingerbread.

    And then she turned her back on it.

    .....I didn't turn my back on it.

    It smelled so good.

    And I was so hungry...

    And now she's mad. I don't understand. What did she think was going to
    happen? She knows me. She knows me well. There's a reason I'm a fat man.

    That gingerbread is history.

    I didn't leave enough to make even a little bitty house. I was down to crumbs
    when she caught me.

    I tried to tell her how much labor I was trying to save her. That I was only
    thinking of her. See? Now she didn't have to waste her time this evening, she
    could go do something else.

    So she did something else.

    She yelled at me. She made me clean the kitchen.

    She's still mad. She went to bed early.

    I'd go to bed too...but my stomach hurts.


    Spook
     
  2. BantamoftheOpera

    BantamoftheOpera Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. Darlasmum

    Darlasmum Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BAD Spook! You asked for a house then ate some of the walls- you can't have it both ways! [​IMG]
     
  4. terrilhb

    terrilhb Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] I thought you did something really bad. I won't say what I thought it was. [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    OOh Spook.. spook, spook.... *sigh*
    Better get her a shiney, pretty gift from Santa this year.. [​IMG]
     
  6. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Spook, my friend, you blew it!!! Eating the gingerbread house before it became a house is inexcusable. You just didn't think it out. I know - tell her that Soourland told you to eat the gingerbread. I'll take the blame. [​IMG]
     
  7. geckomama

    geckomama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] I know how she feels.....I just made Congo Bars for my DD tomorrow at school. Went to pick up DS and my BF had eaten almost the whole pan! [​IMG]

    He is in the kitchen now making more [​IMG]

    Get to cookin' Spook!
     
  8. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here

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    Spook...you should have stuck with brownies...I never yell at you.
     
  9. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:OOh uh... here it comes...
     
  10. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Quote:And what are Congo bars?? [​IMG]
     

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