If this happened to me I would have DIED. I wouldn't have Facebooked about it. You would all have read in the papers about the lady who died when the turkey flew into her house. Because I would have just died. End of story. This is the stuff nightmares are made of for me. http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/05/18/michigan.turkey.window/index.html?iref=obinsite I wanted to add, my youngest brother sent me this link in an email with this message: "If you mess with me this will happen to you"