Need a good present to...

[DDRanch]

I'll go with housekeeper and day spa.

 

[Billyj]

I was afraid of all these. Guess I better start doing housework. Thank goodness she is a city girl, and not a big farm animal person. No horses for her. Mop bucket, here I come.

 

[jojo54]

welcome to the world of chicken math.