Neverending Limerick

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by CheleB, Oct 9, 2013.

  1. CheleB

    CheleB Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 2, 2013
    Well I've seen how clever you all are now let's put it to the test. Let's start the funniest and longest limerick ever! Each player writes two lines which rhyme. The next player then writes two rhyming lines. No - you don't have to rhyme with the player before you - just make us laugh. I'll start :)

    There was an old man from Calcutta
    Who spoke with a really bad s-s-stutter.
     
  2. Fierlin1182

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    He found a dead toad,
    Squashed flat on the road

    (lol that's pretty gross :lol:)
     
  3. CheleB

    CheleB Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 2, 2013
    He put the toad in the oven to roast
    Had it BBQ sauce on toast.
     
  4. anirishfarmer

    anirishfarmer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    the oven broke

    when the toad let a croak
     
  5. CheleB

    CheleB Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 2, 2013
    LMFOA!!!!!

    His heart did stop
    And dead he did drop
     
  6. Fierlin1182

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    The toad watched in awe
    He had not intended for...
     
  7. CheleB

    CheleB Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 2, 2013
    The old man to wink
    And gobble him in a blink
     
  8. Fierlin1182

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    And finish the meal with some gin.

    Once there was a man with no kin...
     
  9. CheleB

    CheleB Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 2, 2013
    He lived alone in the wood
    I think he was up to no good
     
  10. anirishfarmer

    anirishfarmer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    before he was king of his hood

    now he's a loner in da wood
     

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