New "FUNNY" joke!!!!

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by chickenbarn-gal, Aug 12, 2010.

  1. chickenbarn-gal

    chickenbarn-gal Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 6, 2010
    Michigan
    Here is a FUNNY joke!

    So there's this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy.
    One day, it gets to be too much, so the guy grabs the bird by the throat, shakes him really hard, and yells, "QUIT IT!" But this just makes the bird mad and he swears more than ever.

    Then the guy gets mad and says, "OK for you." and locks the bird in a kitchen cabinet. This really aggravates the bird and he claws and scratches, and when the guy finally lets him out, the bird cuts loose with a stream of vulgarities that would make a veteran sailor blush.

    At that point, the guy is so mad that he throws the bird into the freezer. For the first few seconds there is a terrible din. The bird kicks and claws and thrashes. Then it suddenly gets *very* quiet. At first the guy just waits, but then he starts to think that the bird may be hurt. After a couple of minutes of silence, he's so worried that he opens up the freezer door.

    The bird calmly climbs onto the man's outstretched arm and says, "Awfully sorry about the trouble I gave you. I'll do my best to improve my vocabulary from now on."

    The man is astounded. He can't understand the transformation that has come over the parrot. Then the parrot says, "By the way, what did the chicken do?"
     
  2. Telamon

    Telamon Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
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  3. crazyaboutchickens

    crazyaboutchickens Live Long And Prosper

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  4. Afrochicken

    Afrochicken Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. gmendoza

    gmendoza Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. i don't get it
     
  7. Quote:nvm, ITS SOO FUNNY!!!
     
  8. white01

    white01 Brady Brook Poultry

    May 11, 2010
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  9. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

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  10. EE lover:)

    EE lover:) Chillin' With My Peeps

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