New supermarket

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Nick, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. Nick

    Nick Songster

    Jan 3, 2008
    Mullica Hill, NJ
    A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

    I don't buy toilet paper there any more [​IMG]
    Last edited: Apr 3, 2008
  2. [​IMG] Good one! [​IMG]
  3. rjv_piper

    rjv_piper Songster

    Dec 28, 2007
    THAT IS AWESOME!!!! lol [​IMG] [​IMG]
  4. amystours

    amystours Songster

    Feb 23, 2008
    Alexandria, Louisiana
    OMG! I was reading the thunder part, and was sitting here thinking to myself, okay, we have a grocery store that does that, let's see what else they've come up with.....

    too funny!!!
  5. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    [​IMG] I heard this a while back, and I STILL choked on the M&M I was eating.

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