Has anyone showed up with a flatbed towtruck?
Yup, for the first two, that's how the guys that were successful finally did it.
It was a whole mess. Short version: A guy hired a huge semi flatbed towtruck to get it. They got it up, started driving away with it, and then found out the guy had no money... so they dropped it 1/2 way through my yard!
Another guy was able to pay the towtruck to come back and get it.