Little things that sometimes annoy me... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my privates when asking where the toilet is? 2. People who'd rather waste time searching the entire room for the T.V. remote - because they won't walk to the T.V. and just change the channel manually. 3. When people say, "Oh, you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Darn right! What good is cake - if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the Dickens would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people actually DO this? Who and where are they? I'm gonna kick their butts! 5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?". No, dimwit, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... What kinda choice is that, there sunshine? 7. When something is 'New and Improved!' So, which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. So how can it be "improved." If it's an improvement, then something must have come before it, so it can't be new. Sheeesh! 8. When people say "Life is short..." What the heck is that supposed to mean?? I mean, life is the longest danged thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus, and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" Duh! If the bus came... would I be standing here? This struck me in a weird sort of curmudgeonly humorous way. Sometimes you just wanna let it all out you know?