No! I'm telling you! Its NOT a Polish Crested!

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by wbruder17, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. wbruder17

    wbruder17 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 7, 2010
    Portland, OR
    Ok, I have one of those glass hens sitting on a nest. You can take off the top half off and its like a candy dish. You all knoowof the thing im talking about. They come in the a bunch of colors...mine is clear. I like to keep my rocks in it. Its on kitchen windowsill rignt in front of the sink. I got it from my mom and I LOVE it. My DH HATES it. He keeps hiding it (found it in the the freezer once) and threatening to "drop it"... (he would never!) Here's the conversation when we got back from walking the dogs. Im in the bathroom right off the kitchen...

    Him: What kind of chicken do you think your chicken on the windowsill that's about to get broken is?
    Me: ummmm.
    Him:what I think its a Polish Crested. (He likes to tease me by making up bird names or calling them by the wrong breed on purpose... im a bit ocd and he likes to hear me correct him..his favorite is Americana)
    Mme: No, I don't think so. Id say she's a "Henwyn" (black austrolorpe)
    Him: "No. I think its a Polish Crested.

    At this point, Im like, what the heck? That thing has a single comb. Its not a crested, is it? So I come out in the kitchen to solve the dispute. And here's the chicken:

    put a piece of moss from the dog walk on the chickens head. Funny guy! [​IMG]
  2. This_chicks_place

    This_chicks_place Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 18, 2011
    Upstate NY
    [​IMG] That's just funny!
  3. rancher hicks

    rancher hicks Chicken Obsessed

    Feb 28, 2009
    Syracuse, NY
    Well I hope all this business about the dish is good natured. But it is funny.

    Ya gotta have a sense of humor to survive,

  4. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

    May 3, 2009
    New Jersey
    Now that's a move to be proud of. Tell him that Sourland George says, "Keep up the good work on behalf of all husbands." [​IMG]
  5. Fussy8

    Fussy8 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 4, 2011
    That is sooo stinking cute!!! i really like the chicken bowl thingy also!!!! [​IMG]
  6. wbruder17

    wbruder17 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 7, 2010
    Portland, OR
    Totally in good fun! This is coming from the guy who said "No chickens!"...then I brought home 5, so he built me a coop. Then I multiplied and he built me an addition. Then I got quail and chukers, so he built me a quail enclosure.....the list goes on and on and on.....

    AND he fixes the house when MY neurotic dog chews a hole through the wal:lovel....

    He puts up with so much craziness from me, but since he loves me, and it makes me happy....yea, he's one of those GOOD guys....

    So I will take a practical joke here, and a "which chicken are we eating tonite?".. every now and then.
  7. geckomama

    geckomama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 12, 2008
    NE Oklahoma
    [​IMG] good man! Hang onto him...........
  8. Darlasmum

    Darlasmum Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 2, 2009
    La Crescenta, CA
    Its obvious all his ribbing is for fun and kicks--Your DH is a real keeper!
  9. Pele

    Pele Chillin' With My Peeps

    Feb 25, 2011
    Heehee, you should keep it that way! He'll never have the heart to break such a goofy creation [​IMG]
  10. wbruder17

    wbruder17 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 7, 2010
    Portland, OR
    Quote:It will stay that way until the moss dies! Oh, he wouldn't have the heart to break it regardless, as I love that thing!

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