No justice in the truth!! (you will know this student,, heheheh)

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  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Sometimes there just isn't any justice in the truth!!!!!!!



    Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right; everyone else in the class laughed.

    My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
    chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and
    he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
    animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

    I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

    Guess where I am now . . .


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  2. Yessur Ebob

    Yessur Ebob Songster

    Apr 23, 2010
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    [​IMG] too funny
     
  3. The Poultry Peanut

    The Poultry Peanut lives under rock

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  4. ChOOkens

    ChOOkens ►ChOOken In A Box◄

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  5. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    I really think I had that kid,,,
     
  6. Telamon

    Telamon Songster

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    who is colenel sanders?
     
  7. Chocol8

    Chocol8 Chirping

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    The KFC guy! [​IMG] [​IMG] That's funny! Quick thinking!
     
  8. Telamon

    Telamon Songster

    May 31, 2010
    I have no idea.
    hahaha![​IMG]


    your probably in detention! [ with the princibal still laughing! ]
     
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  9. ranchhand

    ranchhand Rest in Peace 1956-2011

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    I laughed when I got that email......10 years ago! [​IMG]
     
  10. SmartyChick

    SmartyChick An Official Milkmaid

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    [​IMG] that's so funny!
     

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