I have two geese and three ducks. It is duck penis season in my garden and the one male that we have will not stop 'mating with' the two females. One female is very submissive and the other is not. That aside, the noise that the non-submissive one makes is becoming a problem. I am hoping that it stops after mating season has finished but every time she kicks off I am getting more and more embarrassed and think it is only a matter of time before our neighbours decide they have had enough and come in and slaughter them. On top of this there is the noise that the geese make. At every opportunity they get, starting from 6am they will honk and screech as loud as they can. Our waterfowl are EASILY the noisiest thing in our neighbourhood and that is in competition with a wide range of cacophonous noises from fighting chickens, people learning the clarinet and a dog chorus that starts up every night at 2am. I am very worried about what to do. I love them all but feel as though there is only so much noise that our neighbours should have to tolerate before enough is enough.