Ok, I saw this on ebay and I laughed. I appoligize to all of you who think this is a great idea. A chicken in the house? Hmmmm...
Since I could not resist to show everyone, I thought I would also include the contact information for those people who like this idea.
Here it goes-------
Pet house chickens are growing in popularity. Thankfully people are realizing what wonderful pets chickens are. Due to this there is a growing need for a product to catch the poos before they hit the carpet! Panties are the solution. They work great so no more cleaning up after your little friend. The panty is a pouch that hangs under the tail. Flaps pin around the tail. Elastic fits between the legs and over the wings and another flap goes around the tail piece and pins to hold the panty on. Pins included with each panty. Just tell me what breed and size your friend is and I can make a pretty panty to fit him or her. I have a lot of pretty fabric so you can have a wide selection of designs.
If your pet's waste is not solid don't worry. Put tissue in the bottom of the pouch to absorb the moisture. The panty is adjustable for a snug fit. Washable and can be used over and over.
Now you can hold your pet without worry. Chickens adjust to wearing them quickly and act like it is the normal thing to do. It is a good idea to have 2 so they will have a change when one is in the laundry.
These panties are great. Give them a try! I accept postal money orders only as payment
Yes, a hen can lay an egg in her panties. LOL.
The pouch is big enough that it just falls in.
But that makes it heavy to carry around so you have to take the egg out soon.
My email address is: email@example.com.
Just write "chicken panty" in the subject line so I will know what it is about. And not junk mail.
I only charge $5. for the panty and $1.50 postage. Thanks for your interest!
For $1. extra I can sew in a plastic liner so no leaks. I take cash or money orders.
you would definately know who laid what egg.
Or, who was sick with runny pooh.
Nope, not convinced yet, still laughing.