50 Fahrenheit (10 C) Californians shiver uncontrollably Canadians plant gardens. 35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C) Italian cars won't start Canadians drive with the windows down. 32 Fahrenheit (0 C) American water freezes Canadian water gets thicker. 0 Fahrenheit (-17.8 C) New York City landlords finally turn on the heat Canadians have the last cookout of the season. -60 Faherenheit (-51 C) Mt. St. Helens freezes Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door. -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C) Santa Claus abandons the North Pole Canadians pull down their ear flaps -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C) Ethyl alcohol freezes Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg. -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C) Absolute zero: all atomic motion stops Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?" -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.