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OFFICIAL CANADIAN TEMPERATURE CONVERSION CHART (JOKE)

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by HenHappy, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    on my way to you....
    50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
    Californians shiver uncontrollably
    Canadians plant gardens.


    35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
    Italian cars won't start
    Canadians drive with the windows down.


    32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
    American water freezes
    Canadian water gets thicker.


    0 Fahrenheit (-17.8 C)
    New York City landlords finally turn on the heat
    Canadians have the last cookout of the season.


    -60 Faherenheit (-51 C)
    Mt. St. Helens freezes
    Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.


    -100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
    Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
    Canadians pull down their ear flaps


    -173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
    Ethyl alcohol freezes
    Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.


    -460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
    Absolute zero: all atomic motion stops
    Canadians start saying "Cold, eh?"


    -500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
    Hell freezes over
    Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


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  2. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    I take it the Toronto Maple Leafs dont win alot of Stanley Cups?! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    (sounds like LCRT)
     
  4. hypnofrogstevie

    hypnofrogstevie chick magnet

    Jul 12, 2007
    Newton NJ
    LOL. i love it.
     
  5. HenHappy

    HenHappy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    on my way to you....
    NO, Scrambled, toronto does not win alot of Stanly Cups...sigh...
     
  6. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] That's funny! [​IMG]
     
  7. Sunny Chook Farm

    Sunny Chook Farm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] too funny
     
  8. Redfeathers

    Redfeathers Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 11, 2007
    Gervais OR
    That was good one!
     
  9. LittleChickenRacingTeam

    LittleChickenRacingTeam On vacation

    Jan 11, 2007
    Ontario, CANADA
    Quote:Hey I watched them win their last Stanley cup. It was just like yesterday, ummm....1967 actually. And the Toronto Maple Leafs are #2 in the league for most Stanley cups won with 13. The Montreal Canadians have 24 wins. Can't beat those Canuck teams, eh.
     
  10. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

    Aug 29, 2007
    Fayetteville, NC
    Yeah, 1967, they sure on a roll, lol!!! We have the Carolina Hurricanes and the Fayetteville FireAnts...only thing I know about hockey are the team names haha!! What's that saying, "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out"!![​IMG]
     

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