Some of you may recall the other stories I have posted about this particular sister. This is the five year old who turned a mouse into a unicorn. Yesterday, she came tearing into the kitchen where I was baking banana bread. She told me, "Evelyn!! I need a milkshake!!" In a teasing voice, I asked her why she NEEDED a milkshake. "I drank something sour!" I thought that maybe somebody had left day-old goat milk in the fridge or something, and asked her if it was milk. "No! I don't know what it was, but it was HEALTHY!! " Heaven forbid that this child consume something that's good for her. Turns out Mom had bought some kind of health drink that Elizabeth wasn't too fond of. What I find so amusing is that in her mind, forget what it tasted like, it was HEALTHY. The horror of it all.