Oh, I love my sister...

[eenie114]

Some of you may recall the other stories I have posted about this particular sister. This is the five year old who turned a mouse into a unicorn.

Yesterday, she came tearing into the kitchen where I was baking banana bread. She told me, "Evelyn!! I need a milkshake!!"
In a teasing voice, I asked her why she NEEDED a milkshake.
"I drank something sour!"
I thought that maybe somebody had left day-old goat milk in the fridge or something, and asked her if it was milk.
"No! I don't know what it was, but it was HEALTHY!!

"
Heaven forbid that this child consume something that's good for her.
Turns out Mom had bought some kind of health drink that Elizabeth wasn't too fond of.

What I find so amusing is that in her mind, forget what it tasted like, it was HEALTHY. The horror of it all.

 

[happyhensny]

Kids are so funny. Tell them it's beef when it's really venison. Love it when they say "wow, that's great" then throw in the punch line...

 

[eenie114]

We actually made some of our own ground beef and venison once, and some of the "beef" had a very game-y taste to it. She didn't even notice. Too busy coating everything is ketchup, as is her custom.

 

[SourRoses]

Sounds adorable!!

You should be an author! Lovely writing!
Can I have a milkshake too?? I feel in the mood for one!

 

[Arcnadius]

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Me, too! It's a chocolate milkshake kinda day today.

 

[eenie114]

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Thank you! That means a lot to me, as being a published author is my biggest dream.

And it was vanilla.

 

[sfw2]

I'd settle for a piece of banana bread.

 

[eenie114]

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Big family.... It's all gone.

Three loaves in a day.